Daily FortunesJan 22, 2008
Speak roughly to your little boy,
And beat him when...
Speak roughly to your little boy,
And beat him when he sneezes:
He only does it to annoy
Because he knows it teases.
Wow! wow! wow!
I speak severely to my boy,
And beat him when he sneezes:
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper...
Speak roughly to your little VAX,
And boot it when...
Speak roughly to your little VAX,
And boot it when it crashes;
It knows that one cannot relax
Because the paging thrashes!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
I speak severely to my VAX,
And boot it when it crashes;
In spite of all my favorite hacks...
Speaking of Godzilla and other things that convey horror:
With...
Speaking of Godzilla and other things that convey horror:
With a purposeful grimace and a Mongo-like flair
He throws the spinning disk drives in the air!
And he picks up a Vax and he throws it back down
As he wades through the lab making terrible sounds!
Helpless users...
Spring is here, spring is here,
Life is skittles and life...
Spring is here, spring is here,
Life is skittles and life is beer.
St. Patrick was a gentleman
who through strategy...
St. Patrick was a gentleman
who through strategy and stealth
drove all the snakes from Ireland.
Here's a toasting to his health --
but not too many toastings
lest you lose yourself and then
forget the good St. Patrick
and see all those snakes again.
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Daily Fortunes for Jan 22, 2008
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