Daily Fortunes

May 12, 2008

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on...
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. -- Samuel Goldwyn

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves...
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. -- Herbert Hoover

According to a recent and unscientific national survey, smiling...
According to a recent and unscientific national survey, smiling is something everyone should do at least 6 times a day. In an effort to increase the national average (the US ranks third among the world's superpowers in smiling), Xerox has instructed all personnel to...

According to all the latest reports, there was no truth in...
According to all the latest reports, there was no truth in any of the earlier reports.

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is...
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. -- Sinclair Lewis

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