Daily Fortunes

Mar 12, 2008

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.

A pain in the ass of major dimensions. -- C.A...
A pain in the ass of major dimensions. -- C.A. Desoer, on the solution of non-linear circuits

A Parable of Modern Research: Bob has lost his keys...
A Parable of Modern Research: Bob has lost his keys in a room which is dark except for one brightly lit corner. "Why are you looking under the light, you lost them in the dark!" "I can only see here."

A paranoid is a man who knows a little of what's going on...
A paranoid is a man who knows a little of what's going on. -- William S. Burroughs

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

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