Daily Fortunes

May 8, 2008

Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal? A: ...
Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal? A: Diyathinkhesaurus. Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog? A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.

Q: What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic...
Q: What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic Virginian? A: Trustworthy.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A:...
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick.

Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian...
Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu? A: Six sick Sikhs (sic).

Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose...
Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C is lower than those of other principal female opera singers? A: A deep C diva.

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