Daily FortunesMar 8, 2008
I am of the belief that catnip arrived on the planet in...
I am of the belief that catnip arrived on the planet in the same spaceship
that delivered cats. It is the only thing they have from their home
planet. Tuna, chicken, sparrow-brains, etc., these are all things of our
world that they like, but catnip is crack from home...
I am professionally trained in computer science, which is...
I am professionally trained in computer science, which is to say
(in all seriousness) that I am extremely poorly educated.
-- Joseph Weizenbaum, "Computer Power and Human Reason"
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared...
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared
for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
-- W. Churchill
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because...
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone
has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
-- Professor Lowd, English, Ohio University
I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear...
I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.
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Daily Fortunes for Mar 8, 2008
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