Daily Fortunes

Aug 11, 2008

Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday...
Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday.... --...

My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this...
My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big satellite photo of the entire earth on it. On the back it said: "Wish you were here". -- Steven Wright

My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes...
My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. -- Steven Wright

My friends, I am here to tell you of the wonderous...
My friends, I am here to tell you of the wonderous continent known as Africa. Well we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 31. We were 15 days on the water, and 3 on the boat when we finally arrived in Africa. Upon our arrival we immediately...

Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over...
Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again. God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again. -- Woody Allen, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

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