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Aug 6, 2008

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean...
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. -- G.K. Chesterton

I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once...
I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a lifetime. -- Woody Allen

I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything...
I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed. -- Frank Deford, sports writer

I believe that the moment is near when by a procedure of active...
I believe that the moment is near when by a procedure of active paranoiac thought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the total discrediting of the world of reality. -- Salvador Dali

I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat...
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat. -- Will Rogers

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