Daily FortunesJun 15, 2012
If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been...
If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.
IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it...
IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's
got to be a better way.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary...
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some...
If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could
work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
-- Douglas Jerrold
If it's worth doing, it's worth doing for money.
If it's worth doing, it's worth doing for money.
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Daily Fortunes for Jun 15, 2012
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