Daily Fortunes

Nov 19, 2013

In a medium in which a News Piece takes a minute and...
In a medium in which a News Piece takes a minute and an "In-Depth" Piece takes two minutes, the Simple will drive out the Complex. -- Frank Mankiewicz

In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher...
In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, "one when he was a boy and one when he was a man." -- Mark Twain

In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating...
In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression. In America we call it golf.

In America, any boy may become president and I suppose that's...
In America, any boy may become president and I suppose that's just one of the risks he takes. -- Adlai Stevenson

In America today ... we have Woody Allen, whose humor...
In America today ... we have Woody Allen, whose humor has become so sophisticated that nobody gets it any more except Mia Farrow. All those who think Mia Farrow should go back to making movies where the devil gets her pregnant and Woody Allen should go back to dressing...

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