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Oct 19, 2013

You're a card which will have to be dealt with.
You're a card which will have to be dealt with.

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young...
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young. -- Jim Samuels to a heckler Ah, yes. I remember my first beer. -- Steve Martin to a heckler When your IQ rises to 28, sell. -- Professor Irwin Corey to a heckler

You're all clear now, kid. Now blow this thing so we can all...
You're all clear now, kid. Now blow this thing so we can all go home. -- Han Solo

You're almost as happy as you think you are.
You're almost as happy as you think you are.

You're already carrying the sphere!
You're already carrying the sphere!

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