Daily Fortunes

Sep 10, 2013

vuja de: The feeling that you've *never*, *ever* been...
vuja de: The feeling that you've *never*, *ever* been in this situation before.

Walters' Rule: All airline flights depart from...
Walters' Rule: All airline flights depart from the gates most distant from the center of the terminal. Nobody ever had a reservation on a plane that left Gate 1.

Watson's Law: The reliability of machinery is inversely...
Watson's Law: The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the number and significance of any persons watching it.

"We'll look into it": By the time the wheels...
"We'll look into it": By the time the wheels make a full turn, we assume you will have forgotten about it, too.

we: The single most important word in the world.
we: The single most important word in the world.

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