Daily Fortunes

Sep 14, 2013

I will make you shorter by the head. --...
I will make you shorter by the head. -- Elizabeth I

I will never lie to you.
I will never lie to you.

I will not be briefed or debriefed, my underwear is my own.
I will not be briefed or debriefed, my underwear is my own.

I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk! But if...
I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk! But if I do... I will not in public! But if I do... I will not fall down! But if I do... I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge.

I will not forget you.
I will not forget you.

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