Daily FortunesApr 7, 2014
Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print...
Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.
Being a miner, as soon as you're too old and tired and sick...
Being a miner, as soon as you're too old and tired and sick and stupid to
do your job properly, you have to go, where the very opposite applies with
the judges.
-- Beyond the Fringe
Between grand theft and a legal fee, there only stands a...
Between grand theft and a legal fee, there only stands a law degree.
... but as records of courts and justice are admissible, it...
... but as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be
proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge
to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women
were convicted of witchcraft and executed...
Carmel, New York, has an ordinance forbidding men to wear coats...
Carmel, New York, has an ordinance forbidding men to wear coats and
trousers that don't match.
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Daily Fortunes for Apr 7, 2014
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