Daily FortunesApr 9, 2014
WHEN YOU'RE RIDING IN A TIME MACHINE way far into the future,...
WHEN YOU'RE RIDING IN A TIME MACHINE way far into the future, don't stick
your elbow out the window or it'll turn into a fossil.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
When you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.
When you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.
Whenever a system becomes completely defined,
some damn fool...
Whenever a system becomes completely defined,
some damn fool discovers something which either
abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.
WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS he's struggling to become a human being...
WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS he's struggling to become a human being I have to
laugh because the apes beat him to it by about a million years. Struggle
to become a parrot or something.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really...
Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really mean "not really".
-- Dave Parnas
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