Daily Fortunes

Sep 3, 2014

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably...
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. -- Snoopy

Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there...
Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today -- I think he's from the CIA.

Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there...
Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I think he's from the CIA.

Ye've also got to remember that ... respectable people do...
Ye've also got to remember that ... respectable people do the most astonishin' things to preserve their respectability. Thank God I'm not respectable. -- Ruthven Campbell Todd

Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance...
Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty feet. -- John Cheever

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