Freebsd Fortunes 7

Ye've also got to remember that ... respectable people do the most
astonishin' things to preserve their respectability.  Thank God
I'm not respectable.
                -- Ruthven Campbell Todd

Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty
feet.
                -- John Cheever

Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.

YINKEL:
        A person who combs his hair over his bald spot,
        hoping no one will notice.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.

You always have the option of pitching baseballs at empty
spray paint cans in a cul-de-sac in a Cleveland suburb.

You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.

You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.

You are a taxi driver.  Your cab is yellow and black, and has been in
use for only seven years.  One of its windshield wipers is broken, and
the carburetor needs adjusting.  The tank holds 20 gallons, but at the
moment is only three-quarters full.  How old is the taxi driver?"

You are a wish to be here wishing yourself.
                -- Philip Whalen