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Jun 3, 2014

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of...
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. -- Dave Barry

If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have...
If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had only ten apostles.

If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given...
If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.

If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given...
If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given you such a vivid imagination.

If God is dead, who will save the Queen?
If God is dead, who will save the Queen?
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