Daily FortunesNov 4, 2015
A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so...
A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I
believe everything positively stinks.
-- Lew Col
A man said to the Universe:
"Sir, I exist!"
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A man said to the Universe:
"Sir, I exist!"
"However," replied the Universe,
"the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."
-- Stephen Crane
A master was asked the question, "What is the Way?"...
A master was asked the question, "What is the Way?" by a curious monk.
"It is right before your eyes," said the master.
"Why do I not see it for myself?"
"Because you are thinking of yourself."
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A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey...
A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey. "It is out on
loan," the teacher replied. At that moment, the donkey brayed loudly inside
the stable. "But I can hear it bray, over there." "Whom do you believe,"
asked Nasrudin,...
A priest advised Voltaire on his death bed to renounce...
A priest advised Voltaire on his death bed to renounce the devil.
Replied Voltaire, "This is no time to make new enemies."
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