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May 4, 2015

Win98 error 007: Fatal error: unforseeable condition: Your...
Win98 error 007: Fatal error: unforseeable condition: Your system has booted without crashing. Shutting down to compensate.

Win98 error 008: Illegal copies of Microsoft software found...
Win98 error 008: Illegal copies of Microsoft software found on harddisk, and the modem didn't respond to our attempts to call the FBI.

Win98 errors 019-999: Reserved for future use; presently used...
Win98 errors 019-999: Reserved for future use; presently used only to occupy 49.3 MB diskspace.

WinNT error 002: Out of memory - you have only 536,870,912...
WinNT error 002: Out of memory - you have only 536,870,912 bytes of free RAM.

WinNT error 003: FPU error - enter any 11 digit prime number...
WinNT error 003: FPU error - enter any 11 digit prime number to continue.
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