Daily FortunesFeb 10, 2015
"... the Mayo Clinic, named after its founder, Dr... "... the Mayo Clinic, named after its founder, Dr. Ted Clinic ..."
-- Dave Barry
"The molars, I'm sure, will be all right, the molars... "The molars, I'm sure, will be all right, the molars can take care of
themselves," the old man said, no longer to me. "But what will become
of the bicuspids?"
-- The Old Man and his Bridge
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of... The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree
that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
The real reason psychology is hard is that psychologists... The real reason psychology is hard is that psychologists are trying to
do the impossible.
The reason they're called wisdom teeth is that the experience... The reason they're called wisdom teeth is that the experience makes you wise.
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Daily Fortunes for Feb 10, 2015
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