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Jun 10, 2015

Life is like a diaper -- short and loaded.
Life is like a diaper -- short and loaded.

Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having...
Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way around. -- David Lodge, "The British Museum is Falling Down"

Maturity is only a short break in adolescence...
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence. -- Jules Feiffer

May you have many beautiful and obedient daughters.
May you have many beautiful and obedient daughters.

May you have many handsome and obedient sons.
May you have many handsome and obedient sons.
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