Daily FortunesJan 10, 2015
Four hours to bury the cat?
Yes, damn thing wouldn't keep... Four hours to bury the cat?
Yes, damn thing wouldn't keep still, kept mucking about, 'owling...
Fourteen years in the professor dodge has taught me that... Fourteen years in the professor dodge has taught me that one can argue
ingeniously on behalf of any theory, applied to any piece of literature.
This is rarely harmful, because normally no-one reads such essays.
-- Robert Parker, quoted in "Murder...
Fourth Law of Applied Terror:
The night before... Fourth Law of Applied Terror:
The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology
instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
Corollary:
Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except
study for that instructor's...
Fourth Law of Revision:
It is usually impractical... Fourth Law of Revision:
It is usually impractical to worry beforehand about
interferences -- if you have none, someone will make one
for you.
Frankly, Scarlett, I don't have a fix.
-- Rhett... Frankly, Scarlett, I don't have a fix.
-- Rhett Buggler
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Daily Fortunes for Jan 10, 2015
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