Daily FortunesAug 30, 2015
"You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws...
"You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak --
Pray, how did you manage to do it?"
"In my youth," said his father, "I...
You are only young once, but you can stay immature...
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
You are scrupulously honest, frank,...
You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward.
Therefore you have few friends.
You are sick, twisted and perverted.
I like that in a person.
You are sick, twisted and perverted.
I like that in a person.
You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.
You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.
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Daily Fortunes for Aug 30, 2015
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