Daily Fortunes

Aug 31, 2015

Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.

Try to be the best of whatever you are, even if what you are...
Try to be the best of whatever you are, even if what you are is no good.

Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.

Try to find the real tense of the report you are reading:...
Try to find the real tense of the report you are reading: Was it done, is it being done, or is something to be done? Reports are now written in four tenses: past tense, present tense, future tense, and pretense. Watch for novel uses of CONGRAM (CONtractor GRAMmer),...

Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

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