Daily Fortunes

Aug 19, 2015

The advantage of being celibate is that when one sees a pretty...
The advantage of being celibate is that when one sees a pretty girl one does not need to grieve over having an ugly one back home. -- Paul Leautaud, "Propos dun jour"

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but...
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded. -- George Orwell

The aim of science is to seek the simplest explanations...
The aim of science is to seek the simplest explanations of complex facts. Seek simplicity and distrust it. -- Whitehead.

The alarm clock that is louder than God's own belongs to...
The alarm clock that is louder than God's own belongs to the roommate with the earliest class.

The algorithm for finding the longest path in a graph...
The algorithm for finding the longest path in a graph is NP-complete. For you systems people, that means it's *real slow*. -- Bart Miller

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