Daily Fortunes

Mar 5, 2016

"Grub first, then ethics." -- Bertolt...
"Grub first, then ethics." -- Bertolt Brecht

Gurmlish, n.: The red warning flag at the top of a club...
Gurmlish, n.: The red warning flag at the top of a club sandwich which prevents the person from biting into it and puncturing the roof of his mouth. -- Rich Hall & Friends, "Sniglets"

Gyroscope, n.: A wheel or disk mounted to spin rapidly...
Gyroscope, n.: A wheel or disk mounted to spin rapidly about an axis and also free to rotate about one or both of two axes perpendicular to each other and the axis of spin so that a rotation of one of the two mutually perpendicular axes results from application...

H: If a 'GOBLIN (HOB) waylays you, Slice him...
H: If a 'GOBLIN (HOB) waylays you, Slice him up before he slays you. Nothing makes you look a slob Like running from a HOB'LIN (GOB). -- The Roguelet's ABC

H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H...
H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H. L. Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude. -- Maxwell Bodenheim

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