Daily FortunesApr 5, 2016
Some points to remember [about animals]:
(1) Don't go to sleep...
Some points to remember [about animals]:
(1) Don't go to sleep under big animals, e.g., elephants, rhinoceri,
hippopotamuses;
(2) Don't put animals with sharp teeth or poisonous fangs down the
front of your clothes;
(3) Don't pat certain animals, e.g., crocodiles...
Some primal termite knocked on wood.
And tasted it, and found...
Some primal termite knocked on wood.
And tasted it, and found it good.
And that is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today.
-- Ogden Nash
Some programming languages manage to absorb change...
Some programming languages manage to absorb change but withstand
progress.
Some programming languages manage to absorb change,...
Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand
progress.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
Somebody ought to cross ball point pens with coat hangers...
Somebody ought to cross ball point pens with coat hangers so that the
pens will multiply instead of disappear.
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