Daily Fortunes

Jun 22, 2016

Detroit is Cleveland without the glitter.
Detroit is Cleveland without the glitter.

Do Miami a favor. When you leave, take someone with you.
Do Miami a favor. When you leave, take someone with you.

Do you know Montana?
Do you know Montana?

Do you know the difference between a yankee and a damyankee?...
Do you know the difference between a yankee and a damyankee? A yankee comes south to *visit*.

Eli and Bessie went to sleep. In the middle of the night,...
Eli and Bessie went to sleep. In the middle of the night, Bessie nudged Eli. "Please be so kindly and close the window. It's cold outside!" Half asleep, Eli murmured, "Nu ... so if I'll close the window, will it be warm outside?"

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