Daily Fortunes

Jul 22, 2016

According to my best recollection, I don't remember...
According to my best recollection, I don't remember. -- Vincent "Jimmy Blue Eyes" Alo

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics...
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best...
According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could beat up their city anytime...

According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best...
According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could beat up their city anytime...

ACCORDION: A bagpipe with pleats.
ACCORDION: A bagpipe with pleats.

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