Daily Fortunes

Jan 10, 2017

Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light...
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Q: How many Microsoft tech writers does it take to change...
Q: How many Microsoft tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Twelve. One to work the bulb, and eleven to write a 1,123 page guide to changing lightbulbs ("Learn Lightbulb Management in 21 Days").

Q: Why is Microsoft's Product Support a failure? A: Because...
Q: Why is Microsoft's Product Support a failure? A: Because Microsoft needs a Support Group instead.

Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker...
Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: Warning label.

Q: What do you call 50 Microsoft products in a trashcan? A:...
Q: What do you call 50 Microsoft products in a trashcan? A: A darned good start.

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