Daily Fortunes

Jan 31, 2017

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills...
The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form. -- Stanley J. Randall

The clothes have no emperor. -- C.A.R. Hoare,...
The clothes have no emperor. -- C.A.R. Hoare, commenting on ADA.

The coast was clear. -- Lope de Vega
The coast was clear. -- Lope de Vega

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover...
The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. -- Robert M. Hutchins

The Commandments of the EE: 1: Beware of lightning that...
The Commandments of the EE: 1: Beware of lightning that lurketh in an uncharged condenser lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most embarrassing manner. 2: Cause thou the switch that supplieth large quantities of juice to...

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