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Oct 13, 2017

DALLAS: The city that chose Astroturf to keep...
DALLAS: The city that chose Astroturf to keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

Dallas still lives. God MUST be dead.
Dallas still lives. God MUST be dead.

Dammit Jim, I'm an actor not a doctor.
Dammit Jim, I'm an actor not a doctor.

"Dammit, man, that's unprofessional! A good bartender...
"Dammit, man, that's unprofessional! A good bartender laughs anyway!"

Damn braces. -- William Blake, "Proverbs...
Damn braces. -- William Blake, "Proverbs of Hell"
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