Daily Fortunes

Oct 26, 2017

If you want me to be a good little bunny just dangle some...
If you want me to be a good little bunny just dangle some carats in front of my nose. -- Lauren Bacall

If you want to be ruined, marry a rich woman...
If you want to be ruined, marry a rich woman. -- Michelet

If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to...
If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books. -- Alan King

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention...
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

If you wish women to love you, be original; I know a man...
If you wish women to love you, be original; I know a man who wore fur boots summer and winter, and women fell in love with him. -- Anton Chekhov

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