Daily Fortunes

Nov 1, 2017

I will never lie to you.
I will never lie to you.

I will not be briefed or debriefed, my underwear is my own.
I will not be briefed or debriefed, my underwear is my own.

I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk! But if...
I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk! But if I do... I will not in public! But if I do... I will not fall down! But if I do... I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge.

I will not forget you.
I will not forget you.

I will not play at tug o' war. I'd rather play at hug o'...
I will not play at tug o' war. I'd rather play at hug o' war, Where everyone hugs Instead of tugs, Where everyone giggles And rolls on the rug, Where everyone kisses, And everyone grins, And everyone cuddles, And everyone wins. -- Shel Silverstein, "Hug...

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