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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  757 of 2327

I will not forget you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  758 of 2327

I will not play at tug o' war.
I'd rather play at hug o' war,
Where everyone hugs
Instead of tugs,
Where everyone giggles
And rolls on the rug,
Where everyone kisses,
And everyone grins,
And everyone cuddles,
And everyone wins.
                -- Shel Silverstein, "Hug O' War"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  759 of 2327

I will not say that women have no character; rather, they have a new
one every day.
                -- Heine
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  760 of 2327

I wish a robot would get elected president.  That way, when he came to town,
we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.
                -- Jack Handey
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  761 of 2327

I WISH I HAD A KRYPTONITE CROSS, because then you could keep both Dracula
and Superman away.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  762 of 2327

I wish there was a knob on the TV where you could turn up the
intelligence.  They've got one called brightness, but it doesn't
seem to work.
                -- Gallagher
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  763 of 2327

I wish you humans would leave me alone.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  764 of 2327

I wish you were a Scotch on the rocks.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  765 of 2327

I woke up a feelin' mean
went down to play the slot machine
the wheels turned round,
and the letters read
"Better head back to Tennessee Jed"
                -- Grateful Dead
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  766 of 2327

I woke up this morning and discovered that everything in my apartment
had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica.  I told my roommate,
"Isn't this amazing?  Everything in the apartment has been stolen and
replaced with an exact replica."  He said, "Do I know you?"
                -- Steven Wright
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