Daily Fortunes

Sep 1, 2017

"I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me...
"I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent." -- Ashleigh Brilliant

"I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me...
"I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up." -- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad"

I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts
I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts

"I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing...
"I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away."

"I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like."
"I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like."

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