Daily FortunesJul 4, 2017
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been...
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted
before.
Lizzie Borden took an axe,
And plunged it deep into...
Lizzie Borden took an axe,
And plunged it deep into the VAX;
Don't you envy people who
Do all the things YOU want to do?
Loan-department manager: "There isn't any fine print...
Loan-department manager: "There isn't any fine print. At these
interest rates, we don't need it."
Lobster:
Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans,...
Lobster:
Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans, but many cooks are
squeamish about placing them into boiling water alive, which is the
only proper method of preparing them. Frankly, the easiest way to
eliminate your guilt is to establish theirs by putting...
Lockwood's Long Shot:
The chances of getting eaten...
Lockwood's Long Shot:
The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street aren't
one in a million, but once would be enough.
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