Freebsd Fortunes

Lockwood's Long Shot:
        The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street aren't
one in a million, but once would be enough.

Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells *awful*.

Logicians have but ill defined
As rational the human kind.
Logic, they say, belongs to man,
But let them prove it if they can.
                -- Oliver Goldsmith

Look out!  Behind you!

Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game.  You want us
to pay income taxes, too?
                -- Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox

Loose bits sink chips.

Losing your drivers' license is just God's way of saying "BOOGA,
BOOGA!"

Lost interest?  It's so bad I've lost apathy.

Loud burping while walking around the airport is prohibited in
Halstead, Kansas.

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.