Daily Fortunes

Feb 4, 2017

Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to...
Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational. -- Charles Schulz

Trying to get an education here is like trying to get a drink...
Trying to get an education here is like trying to get a drink from a fire hose.

Universities are places of knowledge. The freshman each bring...
Universities are places of knowledge. The freshman each bring a little in with them, and the seniors take none away, so knowledge accumulates.

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes...
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. -- Henry Kissinger

Walt: Dad, what's gradual school? Garp: Gradual...
Walt: Dad, what's gradual school? Garp: Gradual school? Walt: Yeah. Mom says her work's more fun now that she's teaching gradual school. Garp: Oh. Well, gradual school is someplace you go and gradually find out that you don't want to go to school...

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