Daily Fortunes

Jul 9, 2017

"If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy...
"If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?" -- Garrison Keillor

"Mr. Spock succumbs to a powerful mating urge and nearly...
"Mr. Spock succumbs to a powerful mating urge and nearly kills Captain Kirk." -- TV Guide, describing the Star Trek episode _Amok_Time_

"Poor man... he was like an employee to me." --...
"Poor man... he was like an employee to me." -- The police commisioner on "Sledge Hammer" laments the death of his bodyguard

"Trust me. I know what I'm doing." -- Sledge Hammer
"Trust me. I know what I'm doing." -- Sledge Hammer

"Hi. This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please...
"Hi. This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and number... and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the F.B.I... BEEEP" -- Blue Devil comics

Daily Fortunes for Jul 9, 2017

Jan

Feb

Mar

Apr

May

Jun

Jul

Aug

Sep

Oct

Nov