Daily Fortunes

Feb 3, 2018

40 isn't old. If you're a tree.
40 isn't old. If you're a tree.

4.2 BSD UNIX \#57: Sun Jun 1 23:02:07 EDT 1986 You swing...
4.2 BSD UNIX \#57: Sun Jun 1 23:02:07 EDT 1986 You swing at the Sun. You miss. The Sun swings. He hits you with a 575MB disk! You read the 575MB disk. It is written in an alien tongue and cannot be read by your tired Sun-2 eyes. You throw the 575MB disk at the Sun...

(6) Men employees will be given time off each week...
(6) Men employees will be given time off each week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if they go regularly to church. (7) After an employee has spent his thirteen hours of labor in the office, he should spend the remaining time reading...

6 oz. orange juice 1 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. Galliano ...
6 oz. orange juice 1 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. Galliano Harvey Wallbangers

7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)...
7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure) The Bionic Dog drinks too much and kicks over the National Redwood Forest. 7:30, Channel 8: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure) The Bionic Dog gets a hormonal short-circuit and violates the ...

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