Daily Fortunes

Jul 28, 2018

[Babe] Ruth made a big mistake when he gave up pitching...
[Babe] Ruth made a big mistake when he gave up pitching. -- Tris Speaker, 1921

BACCHUS: A convenient deity invented by the ancients ...
BACCHUS: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

BACHELOR: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.
BACHELOR: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.

BACHELOR: A man who chases women and never Mrs. one.
BACHELOR: A man who chases women and never Mrs. one.

Back in '80 or '81 the workers were rioting in Gdansk and there...
Back in '80 or '81 the workers were rioting in Gdansk and there were fears that the Soviets would invade Poland to put down the demonstrations. Foreign correspondents were curious as to just what the Poles would do if they were invaded. They asked, "What will you...

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