Daily Fortunes

Jul 1, 2018

Life without caffeine is stimulating enough. --...
Life without caffeine is stimulating enough. -- Sanka Ad

Living here in Rio, I have lots of coffees to choose from...
Living here in Rio, I have lots of coffees to choose from. And when you're on the lam like me, you appreciate a good cup of coffee. -- "Great Train Robber" Ronald Biggs' coffee commercial

Lobster: Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans,...
Lobster: Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans, but many cooks are squeamish about placing them into boiling water alive, which is the only proper method of preparing them. Frankly, the easiest way to eliminate your guilt is to establish theirs by putting...

Man who arrives at party two hours late will find he has been...
Man who arrives at party two hours late will find he has been beaten to the punch.

MOCK APPLE PIE (No Apples Needed) Pastry to two crust 9-inch...
MOCK APPLE PIE (No Apples Needed) Pastry to two crust 9-inch pie 36 RITZ Crackers 2 cups water 2 cups sugar 2 teaspoons cream of tartar 2 tablespoons lemon juice Grated rind of one lemon Butter...

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