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Jul 31, 2018

On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never...
On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never without a POINT ...

On the subject of C program indentation: "In...
On the subject of C program indentation: "In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be indented six feet downward and covered with dirt." -- Blair P. Houghton

"On two occasions I have been asked [by members...
"On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], `Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such...

Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew,...
Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days. -- W. C. Fields, "My Little Chickadee"

Once, adv.: Enough. -- Ambrose Bierce,...
Once, adv.: Enough. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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