Daily FortunesJul 31, 2018
On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never... On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never without a
POINT ...
On the subject of C program indentation:
"In... On the subject of C program indentation:
"In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be
indented six feet downward and covered with dirt."
-- Blair P. Houghton
"On two occasions I have been asked [by members... "On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], `Pray,
Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right
answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of
confusion of ideas that could provoke such...
Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew,... Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were
forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
-- W. C. Fields, "My Little Chickadee"
Once, adv.:
Enough.
-- Ambrose Bierce,... Once, adv.:
Enough.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Daily Fortunes for Jul 31, 2018
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