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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse...
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. -- Arthur Baer
Alimony is the curse of the writing classes. --...
Alimony is the curse of the writing classes. -- Norman Mailer
Alimony is the high cost of leaving.
Alimony is the high cost of leaving.
Aliquid melius quam pessimum optimum non est.
Aliquid melius quam pessimum optimum non est.
Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever...
Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail ever clinking.
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