Daily Fortunes

Mar 12, 2019

What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.
What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.

"What George Washington did for us was to throw out...
"What George Washington did for us was to throw out the British, so that we wouldn't have a fat, insensitive government running our country. Nice try anyway, George." -- D.J. on KSFO/KYA

What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find...
What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find the entrance?

What good is having someone who can walk on water if you don't...
What good is having someone who can walk on water if you don't follow in his footsteps?

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