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May 18, 2019

"Mind if I smoke?" "I don't care if...
"Mind if I smoke?" "I don't care if you burst into flames and die!"

"Mind if I smoke?" "Yes, I'd like to...
"Mind if I smoke?" "Yes, I'd like to see that, does it come out of your ears or what?"

My mother drinks to forget she drinks. -- Crazy...
My mother drinks to forget she drinks. -- Crazy Jimmy

My uncle was the town drunk -- and we lived in Chicago...
My uncle was the town drunk -- and we lived in Chicago. -- George Gobel

Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of...
Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
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