Daily Fortunes

Feb 18, 2019

Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar...
Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity...

Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's...
Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale. After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!

The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when...
The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you.

The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs...
The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs. -- Kevin Cowherd

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't...
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything. -- C. Schulz

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