Daily Fortunes

May 20, 2019

The Fifth Rule: You have taken yourself too seriously.
The Fifth Rule: You have taken yourself too seriously.

The First Commandment for Technicians: Beware...
The First Commandment for Technicians: Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged capacitor, lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most untechnician-like manner.

The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it...
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it. -- Abbie Hoffman

The first Great Steward, Parrafin the Climber, was employed...
The first Great Steward, Parrafin the Climber, was employed in King Chloroplast's kitchen as second scullery boy when the old King met a tragic death. He apparently fell backward by accident on a dozen salad forks. Simultaneously the true heir, his son Carotene,...

The first myth of management is that it exists. The second...
The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skill. -- Robert Heller

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