Daily FortunesMay 25, 2019
When you say "I wrote a program that crashed...
When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at
you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*".
If Microsoft built cars, every time they repainted the lines...
If Microsoft built cars, every time they repainted the lines on the road
you would have to buy a new car.
If Microsoft built cars, your car would frequently die on...
If Microsoft built cars, your car would frequently die on the freeway for
no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
Occasionally also, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and
fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some...
If Microsoft built cars, you could only have one person in...
If Microsoft built cars, you could only have one person in the car at a
time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But, then you would have to buy
more seats.
If Microsoft built cars, the Linux community would make a...
If Microsoft built cars, the Linux community would make a car that was powered
by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive, and
available freely - but only 5 percent of the people would use it.
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Daily Fortunes for May 25, 2019
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